有一只公鹿,它走着走着,越走越快,最后它变成了高速公路(鹿)~!!!!
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有根火柴棒,走着走着突然觉得头很痒,就去挠,用力过猛着了火......
去医院急救,出来后，它变成了一根棉签...
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有一只企鹅很无聊，就拔自己的毛打发时间，后来终于拔掉了最后一根毛。这个时候它忽然说：啊呀，好冷啊~
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有两个香蕉一前一后走在大街上,前面那个突然说:好热,偶要把外套脱掉,然后后面的那个就滑倒了.
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一只小企鹅问他奶奶:奶奶~~~偶是一只企鹅吗?
奶奶说:对啊，你当然是企鹅.
接着他又去问他爸爸:爸爸~~~偶是一只企鹅吗?
爸爸说:当然啊，你是一只企鹅.
小企鹅:可是偶觉得好冷啊....
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从前有个捉迷藏社团，他们团长到现在还没被找到呢
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从前有只小羊，有天他出去玩，结果碰上了大灰狼。
大灰狼说：“我要吃了你！！！”
你们猜，怎么了？
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结果大灰狼就把小羊吃了.
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石头和年糕打架，石头飞起一脚就把年糕踢进了大海
从前有一对恋人私定终生,但是男生需要服兵役,便和女生定下誓言,给了女生一枚钻石戒,并许诺在三年后的今天与那女生碰面,到时候,那枚戒指作为婚戒. 好不容易3年过去了,女生一直在等男生,却一直等不到,她伤心过度,绝望的她把钻戒扔入大海,远走他乡.可是,那男生其实也一直在等那女孩,可是,女孩误解了约会地点,于是便永远的成为了遗憾.男生伤心欲绝...过了几年,男生出外钓鱼,猜猜看他钓到了什么？
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年糕!
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讲个故事，从前有一对恋人私定终生，但是男生需要服兵役，便和女生定下誓言，给了女生一枚钻石戒，并许诺在三年后的今天与那女生碰面，到时候，那枚戒指作为婚戒。
好不容易3年过去了，男生在回乡的船上却听到女人结婚的消息,他伤心过度，绝望的把钻戒扔入大海，三天后,船靠岸。男生去街上的小饭馆吃饭.端上来一条鱼。他夹起鱼咬了一口,咬到一个硬硬的东西,吐出来一看,我K,猜猜看他看到了什么？???
鱼骨头!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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